dead by he attempted to run for office and his friends ritually slaughtered him to save all of humanity
resurrected by Megawati
killed by gave himself a heart attack, freaking out about the history prelim
resurrected by EVIL!
killed by Overdosage of evil
resurrected by a surplus of flan
killed by Robots.
resurrected by meerkats
killed by Ithica
resurrected by The correctly spelled town of Ithaca
killed by surprisingly, won the 2004 presidential election in a landslide, then pushed the big red button
resurrected by Swedish Fish
killed by taken out by christina's exploding aneurysm
resurrected by bupkis!
killed by scallion pancakes
resurrected by Jesus
killed by whooping cough
killed by Jesus
resurrected by Ralph Nader
killed by Phantasmal Killer, as cast by a level 17 illusionist.
resurrected by He put on his wizard's hat and robe
killed by campus food
resurrected by campus food
killed by computer science in arts
resurrected by Artificial Intelligence
killed by the Legion of Doom
resurrected by The Superfriends
killed by Killed for the good of The Revolution
resurrected by thick hip-hop beats
killed by friendly dolphins
resurrected by Slartibarfast
killed by Paul McCartney was jealous
resurrected by Only the good die young
killed by the great Cthulhu
resurrected by Too much work to stay dead
killed by Ming the Merciless
resurrected by Flash! (Aa-aah, he's a miracle!)
killed by Superterrorizer
resurrected by death has no permanent consequences
killed by james earl jones
resurrected by oatmeal creme pies
killed by lactose allergy
resurrected by curse of vampirism
killed by werewolf attack
resurrected by Lack of silver bullet used
killed by spontaneous cranial combustion
resurrected by Genesis Project
killed by KHAAAAANNNNN!!!
resurrected by Still alive, old... friend!
killed by noxious yawning
resurrected by peace in the Middle East
killed by coveralls that don't quite cover all
resurrected by Bush and Kerry activate Wondertwin powers
killed by a colossal waste of time
resurrected by ate the pocky
killed by inappropriate use of drain cleaner
killed by Ate some bad tacos.
resurrected by By a bolt of lightening
killed by Kidney Stone
resurrected by dying Pope
killed by the rollback on the "cause of list"
resurrected by Chrisitan Coalition
killed by The Lord
resurrected by Satan
killed by broke his neck while slamming his jammies home pappy!
resurrected by the creepy dude who lurks behind the water pipes at the train station
killed by The methane emitted by 17 gassy brown bears
resurrected by the spirit of salmon swimming upstream to spawn, the fear no bears.
killed by Dangling participles
resurrected by Flying down the street dead, a tree gave him life
killed by Fire burnt down his house
resurrected by A Phoenix
killed by Overdose of Happy Fun Time
resurrected by an act of parliament
killed by Spontaneous rebellion of white blood cells, which attempted to take over his brain
resurrected by a localized inversion of entropy
killed by Star Jones
resurrected by By the combined mental efforts of everyone Star Jones called "girl"
killed by inflated sense of pride
resurrected by Raised from the dead by Mac Davis while he sang "Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble"
resurrected by Funny
killed by Killed by Dr. Forrester with some inside help from Tom Servo after learning he was not really Joel Hodgson
resurrected by extra strength Rogaine
killed by a game of Ro Sham Bo gone horribly wrong
resurrected by Marco Polo
killed by Brain freeze from a slurpee
resurrected by By snorting "deep heating" extra strength Ben Gay
killed by ear drums have an aquired allergic reaction to the computer beep, he killed himself
resurrected by beeing called by a girl named Verena!!!
killed by Angry Children
resurrected by Watershed!
killed by way too many rounds of Beirut
resurrected by Wil Wheaton
killed by The backwards man
resurrected by ima bad inglish. butt i se him.
killed by exploding bladder after sitting through every showing of Sin City over the weekend
resurrected by Tom Delay and an emergency meeting of Congress
killed by Supreme Court Ruling
resurrected by David Von Roehm
killed by Rosa and Joann\
resurrected by Ted Tarnovski's Mom Kelly, and faith
killed by Giant green guacamole plant
resurrected by mutants
killed by Fuel Rod wielding hunters
resurrected by Sudden spark of life!
killed by faulty heat-resistant tiles
resurrected by Boredom
killed by Pun in the head
resurrected by Goa'uld sarcophagus
killed by re-runs of magnum p.i.
resurrected by Huggy Bear
killed by died of laughter at pete cilento's russian guy jokes
resurrected by irresistable urge to dance
killed by irresistable Tortie
resurrected by drive-by shooting...OF DEATH!
killed by deep ennui
resurrected by Being in close proximity to the Pope's dead body tour 2005
killed by Wow server dowm.
resurrected by misspellings
killed by interesting calculus problems
resurrected by accident
killed by Judge withdraws tubes.
resurrected by abe vigoda
killed by Smiled to death in front of his newly acquired webcam. Rest in peace, Alec.
resurrected by spooning!
killed by Attempted to reach 400 MPH in 1/4 mile on 3/16 mile track
resurrected by The tireless dedication of track Doctor who did not know the meaning of the word quit
killed by The track owners who knew the word fired very well.
resurrected by Duct Tape!!!
killed by just because
resurrected by the cause
killed by the effect
resurrected by mmm?
killed by overdose of chocolate
resurrected by manflower fruition
killed by Angry tulips
resurrected by ritz crackers with easy cheese
killed by Phillip Seidel
resurrected by Flava Flav
killed by ninja magic
resurrected by Pirate magic
killed by A giant squirrel clawed his eyes out with a giant toaster
killed by a giant spider who thought he was a Linux-fan
resurrected by Do you guys even take a pulse?
killed by Thumping I-Pod in his pocket was mistaken for a pulse
resurrected by ASCII art monsters from beyond the tenth dimension
killed by Fox Force Five
resurrected by dancing with John Travolta
killed by watched Staying Alive
killed by Injun Joe
resurrected by Hottie Becky Thatcher
killed by Icepick
resurrected by King Kamayamaya
killed by exploding pineapple
resurrected by The makers of Oreo's
killed by Alec Rivers disease.....who knew?
resurrected by Joined the FLDS boys down in Texas!
killed by Trebek
resurrected by 'cuz Abe Vigoda is still alive and kicking
killed by I guess his soul ran out of bandwdth, with all this crazy checking on his status and whatnot
resurrected by The power of Lub
killed by Jerry Lee Lewis(aka THE DEVIL)
resurrected by being tossed into the water by Namor, the Submariner, after being found in suspended animation in a block of ice while being worshiped by a tribe of eskimos
killed by Smashed by Gawdzeerah!!! (Godzilla)
resurrected by Gamera, friend of all children
killed by Atomic Blast
resurrected by Cockroaches will survive Atomic Armageddon (sorry, nothing personal, it just seemed apropos)
killed by My neighbour(Totoro) killed him
resurrected by Herbert West zombie experiment
killed by Frank and Deano
resurrected by Sammy!
killed by having 1,000,000,000 points! You win a free man!
resurrected by Haha....Just kidding
killed by By Patooey! The Grand Poobah of Hockaloogie
resurrected by He respawned near the rocket launcher. NWA RULES.
killed by He rode the rocket into oblivion
resurrected by Turned back at heaven
killed by the drink (Guinness Truck)
resurrected by And it was written that he would rise on the third day and he did. So we celebrate by hiding eggs?...wtf....?
killed by Famous tities, for $200 Alex.
resurrected by The day is mine Trebec!
killed by Mangled in a freak can-opening accident
killed by rapidly expanding nostril swallowed entire body and then collapsed into subspace
resurrected by by reentering real space moments before his demise, carrying the exact molecule needed to counteract expanding nostril syndrome
resurrected by sudden realization that life isn't a bad movie
killed by pie, lots and lots of pie
resurrected by CPR from Jesus
killed by Shotgunned by Captain Kirk
resurrected by Beamed up by Scotty moments before shotgunning
killed by Death by Peeps
resurrected by Inaccurate report of death
killed by Angry Liger
killed
resurrected by he's alive!
killed by half-dead
resurrected by ...
killed by Dingo Attack
killed by Jerry Lewis
resurrected by political necessity
killed by lost election
resurrected by His clone is activated
killed by By the !@$!@ pencil pusher who ordered purchasing to buy discounted cloning supplies from Haiti
resurrected by Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, The Pugh Charitable Trust and your local NPR radio station
killed by Cat attack
resurrected by Cat, who was very sorry
killed by decay preventive dentifrice
resurrected by charlton heston and the NRA
resurrected by Ignatz, the Wonder Cat
killed by Ztagni, the Sabertooth Cat
resurrected by da freakin pope
killed by decapitation by bookcase
resurrected by reported release of Chinese Democracy by Guns N' Roses
killed by Axed by Axl
resurrected by Infected by a zombie
killed by Glee
resurrected by Alarm Clock
killed by Drowned in the wine-dark ocean by cow-eyed Hera, one rosy-fingered dawn
resurrected by the cult of foamy decided they needed a new beating toy and they're no fun dead
killed by bon jovi
resurrected by large bouncing ball of cheese
killed by lactose intolerance
resurrected by digestive advantage LI
killed by SPINAL EXPLOSION
resurrected by Spine is reinserted by a old lady
resurrected by Deranged man eats his eyball and in the process causes resurection
killed by Trips on a bar of soap and accidentaly chokes on own nose
resurrected by Rhinoplasty
killed by steroids
resurrected by Barry Bonds
killed by Human growth hormone
killed by curiosity
resurrected by apathy
killed by A microscopic sized black hole
resurrected by He got over the horizon in time
resurrected by the fat kid from the Goonies
killed by The Fratelli Brothers
killed
resurrected by Must be alive, my manager is Alec Rivers, he is with me now.
killed by A Falling Xylophone
resurrected by Crygenically frozen until a cure for falling xylophones could be found
killed by Minor fault in cryogenic chamber that wasn't noticed due to office party for the cryogenics team
resurrected by A spoonful of sugar
killed by The rays of a red sun
resurrected by ?
killed by Realization that there is indeed no spoon.
resurrected by Finding a fork.
killed by Frog left! Frog Left!
resurrected by 70s super-group Foreigner
killed by The wind of a drunken sailor
resurrected by second coming of christ
killed by sausage wrapped in bacon, then deep fried
resurrected by By deep fried cheese
killed by protracted colon and massive internal bleeding.
resurrected by It stoped bleading
killed by Kidnapped and bludgeoned by a Panamanian druglord.
resurrected by BOOKS
killed by Starland Vocal Band
resurrected by magical trees willed him back to life, as he is needed for their sacrifice
killed by drowned in a Hippie woman's underarm hair
resurrected by residual vitamins coursing through Hippie woman's bloodstream
killed by Over dosed agian.
resurrected by charcoal rinse
killed by Untreated gangrene from a tightly tied shoelace
resurrected by Jam
killed by Peanut Butter
resurrected by Jelly
killed by Trampled to death by an emu stampede.
resurrected by The many benefits of emu oil
killed by Homeland Security Threat Level: Elevated (Yellow)
resurrected by A Michael Jackson Pyjama Party
killed by Jack's angry colon
resurrected by Teal's happy perfume
killed by the gum disease known as gingivitis
resurrected by dental floss
killed by John Locke(from ABS's lost) Took him on a trip, alec falled down and died...so sad
resurrected by Came back to haunt John Locke and keep an eye on his sister... pervert!
killed by Polar Bear
resurrected by a very lost penguin
killed by The Penguin
resurrected by Holy Jumper Cables
killed by Trampled by a heard of rabid beavers.
resurrected by Rose up due to the soothing mellodies of the spirits in the wires
killed by Pork Chop Sandwiches!
resurrected by Snel Hest
killed by The tragic breakup of Oasis.
resurrected by much like the band "the Cure", you can't keep a bad thing dead for long
killed by Overdose of Robert Smith's smeary lipstick
resurrected by cold cream
killed by hot cream
resurrected by a happy medium between hot and cold cream
killed by The numa numa dancer
resurrected by Ninja Rope from pergatory
killed by Holy Hand Grenade
resurrected by rogue cacti
killed by Sudden Ninja Attack
resurrected by Shaolin 7 pressure point tecnique
killed by Ate a Tub full of Beans
resurrected by the olson twins
killed by I don't know, but I saw his death reported in the obituaries
resurrected by Jebus. And pies.
killed by Too much pie. Pie Corrupts. Absolute pie corrupts absoloutely. And then it kills you.
killed by Death
resurrected by Life
killed by Maroon 5's album "Songs for Jane"
resurrected by The sheer suckiness of Maroon 5
killed by duracell batteries
resurrected by solar power
killed by eclipse
resurrected by Clowns
killed by EVIL CLOWNS!
resurrected by Stephen King's IT (Not technically a clown, but who cares)
killed by linker error
resurrected by a well placed preprocessor directive
killed by kille by slamma jamma
resurrected by Steve Jackson
killed by Too many eskimo pies
resurrected by thousands upon thousands of pounds of mayonaisse
resurrected by KY heating solution awareness
killed by Someone torpedoed a glass bottom boat
resurrected by Utah
resurrected by dropping trow and pinching out a cleveland steamer
killed by That ducks picture on his website
killed by By decree of the papal conclave
resurrected by By decree of a Tibetan Monk monastery
killed by Sardo Numspa
resurrected by A Dr. Phil can o' whoop-ass
killed by eating nails
resurrected by Tim Burton
killed by Edward Sissor Hands
resurrected by Chris Rock
killed by The Great Dark Lord Satan administering his will upon the good of the land.
resurrected by For the pope man..for the pope
killed by by order on the conclave in the real secret ballot
resurrected by Because the voices said so.
killed by It is our sorrow. Shall it melt? Ah, water Would gush, flush, green these mountains and these valleys. And we rebuild our cities, not dream of islands.
resurrected by Bad poetry disturbed his death
killed by the Legion of Doom
resurrected by Resurecterd by new Pope
killed by Put out of misery of photo expression
resurrected by my roommate's annoying alarm clock which makes me think there's a bird loose in the room
killed by snooze button
resurrected by to watch the start of the nfl season
killed by sliced to ribbons by a green dot.
killed by Alec's head fell off when he tried to make 10 different decisions simultaneously.
resurrected by polyhedral dice
killed by Quetzacotl
resurrected by Hashye
killed by Google image cache expired.
resurrected by Yahoo!
killed by failed hash check
resurrected by server-side backup retrieved
killed by Backup tape was corrupted
resurrected by Folgers in his cup
killed by an infallible series of logic
resurrected by Valve
killed by Slipped on a banana
resurrected by Ice Cream!
killed by Brain freeze from too much ice cream
resurrected by you can never have too much ice cream
killed by freezer broke and he had too much ice cream
resurrected by the great white hope
killed by a potted plant
resurrected by Flash Gordan
killed by SIDS
resurrected by overwhelming desire to see Kung Fu Hustle in theaters.
killed by Fell out of bed and broke neck
resurrected by That bathroom cleaner at my dorm who never knocks on the door.
killed by and interesting mixture of pop rocks, soda, alka seltzer, and water.
resurrected by the urban legend isn't true
killed by Falling asleep at the wheel of his riding lawnmower.
resurrected by cruise control
killed by the Sith
resurrected by duct tape
killed by excessive static cling
resurrected by Kling Free[tm]
killed by Mary Poppins evil sister, Helsa Poppins
resurrected by Downed a whole pack of TUMS
killed by drawn and quartered
killed by Emotion Eric
resurrected by Apathy Andrew
killed by gentrification
resurrected by serf revolt
killed by a serf, bored
resurrected by A watery tart lobbing a sword at him
killed by Tractor.
resurrected by bored truck mechanic
killed by That Fruit of The Loom T-shirt he has on was found to be full of toxins.
killed by alec died of heart attack while listening to CKCU
resurrected by alec was revived by listening to CKCU
resurrected by Antivirus software removed Artificial Intelligence Disabling Software
killed by Necrotizing flesh-eating bacteria contracted while mowing the lawn.
resurrected by He was never really dead. It was all a dream. Ever seen "Dallas?"
killed by death by jumprope
resurrected by you've got a killer scene, there, man
killed by boredom
resurrected by boredom has been used about 1000 times so lets come up with something a little more entertaining
killed by 'cause it amused me to whack him
resurrected by The dead Alec was actually Earth-2 Alec.
killed by TV Executives
resurrected by really good, fresh sushi
killed by puffer fish toxin in sushi
resurrected by the puffer fish toxin was too delicious to be dead for
killed by too much puffer fish toxin can be toxic and cause death
resurrected by WASABI!!!!!
killed by Old Sashimi
resurrected by JUMANJI
killed by the black crossbar placed on the likeness of someone to delegate them as deceased.
resurrected by the clever removal of said black crossbar by some unknown method
killed by His girlfriend subjected him to a marathon of chick flicks featuring Olympia Dukakis
resurrected by DVD player broke
killed by an electrical surge while attempting to fix the DVD player.
resurrected by Dr. McCoy, who took Alec to the Genesis Planet and replaced his katra.
killed by killed by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
resurrected by because he wasn't really dead he was just dreaming in the shower.
killed by DEAD
resurrected by only an insurance scam
killed by Whacked in the Big House while doing time for insurance fraud
resurrected by really powerful Tesla coil
killed by mangled by a big eyeball with tentacles
resurrected by The power of clean.
killed by The State
resurrected by A loophole
killed by lamination
resurrected by Girl In A Short Skirt And Long Jacket
resurrected by k
killed by The letter 'L'
resurrected by A Lemon Opie
killed by a ninja.
resurrected by a pirate! ARR!
killed by void of creativity caused small implosion in his soul, tearing it from his being and rendering his corporeal existence unstable unto the point of maximum entropy, thus ceasing further temporal progression of his cellular structure in the direction of growth
resurrected by cheese
killed by it wasn't blue cheese after all
resurrected by Mjolnir
killed by He got eaten by his hair
resurrected by Hair is magical and it was just playing a late April fool's joke.
killed by Accidentally swallowed seven rolls of bubble tape after hearing hilarious knock-knock joke.
resurrected by judicial review
killed by EA purchased the rights to his thought process; His lungs stopped shortly thereafter,
resurrected by Bleeding heart republican
killed by Feeding tube removed
resurrected by EA purchased rights to his death
killed by Ate a poisoned baby while drowning a puppy
resurrected by Baby was actually Jesus
killed by Jesus is actually toxic.
resurrected by It was actually the Jesus-Lite versio, by the Crayola folks. Non-toxic God!
killed by John the god stuck a pencil up his nose.
resurrected by It was not a Number 2 pencil so the test was invalid
killed by Hemoragic Fever Contracted by Licking Toad
resurrected by Martha Stewart and a batch of Rugelach
killed by banned IP
resurrected by it was just an incorrectly configured firewall
killed by regret
resurrected by developed a case of sociopathy
killed by Drowned in a Gin and Tonic.
resurrected by Rye and Ginger
killed by lost track of his towel
resurrected by Found Jesus
killed by Jealous Buddha
resurrected by ifconfig alec0 up
killed by use of IE
resurrected by 20cc's of F. Fox anti-IE serum.
killed by killed by the sound Vin Diesel makes when he exhales loudly.
resurrected by balonga
killed by poison peanuts
resurrected by Hashbrowns
killed by OS/2
resurrected by OS/400
killed by Dang Baldwins
resurrected by Gnawfish
killed by watching the entire LOTR trilogy extended version DVDs with the French audio track in one sitting
resurrected by Destined to become yodeling champion
killed by Attacked by the giant ostrich from Joust for trying to ride it
resurrected by picked up enough eggs for a new life
resurrected by Andrew Lloyd Webber
killed by Max Sheffield
resurrected by ice cream sandwiches
killed by death by snicker-snag
resurrected by Yo Momma
killed by Yo-Yo Ma hit him with a cello
resurrected by 2 2nd round draft picks and a player to be named later.
killed by Hit in head with falling piano.
resurrected by that wasn't a piano, it was a tuna fish
killed by allergic to tuna
resurrected by Love the salmon to much,
killed by Watched American Idol and head exploded
resurrected by Little Green Mushroom
killed by Little Green Men
resurrected by holy jelly babies
killed by a large rubber baboon
resurrected by I Don't Care
killed by walking into a door. really.
resurrected by Conan the Barbarian
killed by Poor guy, he had the heart of a champion, until last week when he turned into the spawn of Satan. We had to kill him for the good of humanity. Boy did he stink when we burnt him
resurrected by the spawn spawned
killed by choked on a ham sandwich
resurrected by The ham had some wierd mold.. and by wierd, I mean CRAZY wierd. Anyways, there was this forrest dwelling critter that snuck into this house lured by the scent of the strange mold. Long story short, bang! Living Alec Rivers.
killed by eaten by rhinocerous
resurrected by *nudge-nudge-wink-wink* know what I mean?
killed by Happy fun ball should not be taunted.
resurrected by the power of christ, just kidding.
killed
resurrected by Mallow, that fluffy guy from mario rpg, acted as a simbant inside his stomach
killed by entries grammatically inconsistent with the 'killed/resurrected by' format
resurrected by BY SPELL CHECK
killed by marijuana overdose
resurrected by he just said no to marijuana overdose
killed by random clicking of "report alec's death"
resurrected by holy bolt
resurrected by too lame to die
killed by too lame to live
resurrected by 1982 called, they want their haircut back
resurrected by NOOOOO dont' let 'im live, he's got no life!
killed by walmart happy face
resurrected by Midichlorians
killed by Urd, Norn of the Past
resurrected by David Blaine's majic
killed by David Blaine's lameness
resurrected by The third coming of Jebus
killed by He forgot it was Mother's Day. Tragedy ensued.
resurrected by He apoligized
killed by By beef. "It's what's for dinner"
resurrected by The almighty ham. Honeybaked ham. The kind that tastes really really good. Yeah, that good.
killed by He fell in a baked bean can. A can of Baked beans. The saucy kind.
resurrected by The healing power of cornbread.
killed by eating too much spaghetti
resurrected by MAgic meatball
killed by Choked on the magic meatball
resurrected by CPR
killed by Nick Mayo
resurrected by the second coming of christ
killed by game over
resurrected by Solanum.
killed by a jealous abe vigoda
resurrected by CINCO DEY MAYO PARTY
killed by The party is over.
resurrected by The incredible edible egg!
killed by Sam
resurrected by Bugs Bunny
killed by sudden cardiac arrest
resurrected by But thou forsooth must be a king,
killed by Humanely torn to shreds by Rottweilers
resurrected by magic shrooms
killed by fell asleep in the circle
resurrected by Never was dead; heart monitor had been rewired to play "pong" by two interns.
killed by He died.
resurrected by His own indominable will
killed by Will Wheaton
resurrected by a nun in a parka who has "the touch"
killed by to much flossing
resurrected by his bright shiney healthy teeth and gums
resurrected by the other person in the comedy troup
killed by Ate a bathtub full of baked beans
resurrected by the magic 9ball
killed
resurrected by The Power of Flan
killed by being alive just isn't happening anymore.
resurrected by It's amazing what you can do with enough duct tape
killed by Got too warm for the duct tape and he got gummed up.
resurrected by The plumber came in and cleaned out the ducts and called 911.
killed by That Gomez.
resurrected by Pedro.
killed by Impaled on a sharp whit.
resurrected by The Realization That There Was Still One Episode of Enterprise Left
killed by The realization that one episode of Enterprise was left
resurrected by Coincidence.
killed by Nigerian Scam
resurrected by People like his parents and boss knowing this web address.
killed by OVERT WHITENESS
resurrected by Unseemly post.
killed by overdose of Enzyte
resurrected by Will Wheaton, AGAIn
killed by Late night television
resurrected by Secret Ninja Moves from the Government
killed by Eaten alive by a pack of wild bees
resurrected by SPECIAL MAGIC WILD BEE HONEY
killed by Monkey-knife-fight related accident
resurrected by a monkey giving him mouth to mouth
killed by Failed saving throw.
resurrected by True Resurrection (caster level 18)
resurrected by An Air Pump
killed by Wil Wheaton who got really tired of seeing his name spelled incorrectly.
resurrected by Wil Wheaton giving him mout to mouth, for feeling sorry he killed him
killed by A monkey controlling a robot arm with its mind.
resurrected by his devotion to The O.C.
killed by cable went out
resurrected by watching PBS
killed by Mad mob cause he wouldn't stop signing I love you you love me!!!!!
resurrected by The Kiss of a Purple Thing.
killed by heart attack when he realized Barney was kissing him.
resurrected by Ran over while jaywalking on Sesame Street.
killed by Cornbread, Earl, and Me
resurrected by By the letter "R"
killed by impaled by a unicorn made by Doctor Phibes
resurrected by Vulcan resurrection pinch administered by Doctor Spock
killed by Severe paper cut
resurrected by God tapped Alec as the Anti-Christ.
killed by Lindsay Lohan's sudden loss of curves.
resurrected by The people needed a defender against the incoming monkey attacks...
killed by Failed to watch his back and was killed by an outgoing people attack...
resurrected by The doodad connected to the whatsit. You know, that dealy thing!
killed by eaten by jumbo-size sewer rats
resurrected by Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
killed by being too creative without being vulgar
resurrected by uh....
resurrected by Recent overconsumption of various gummy candies.
killed by One thousand halves of fire ants with mucus injecting fibers along their abdomen known to cause violent spasms and erratic fits.
resurrected by 3 pounds of monosodium glutimate, administered nasally
killed by Too much joy!
resurrected by Abe Vigoda as Pope
killed by The pope was assasinated
resurrected by "He always knew he would die alone..."
killed by Captain Katherine Janeway
resurrected by Peter Schultz
killed by electric field flux
resurrected by was secretly wearing a Faraday suit
killed by Captain Crunch
resurrected by Blue Box
killed by China
resurrected by Catnip.
killed by Got rabies from the nip of the cat.
resurrected by Lassie licking his face
killed by Lassie, having been dead for years, was actually a Zombie dog. And she ate his face.
resurrected by Found Scientology (A religon made up by a science fiction writer? I'm in!)
killed by realization that having the same religion as tom cruise was a bad idea
resurrected by The Power of Elron!
killed by Long walk of short pier.
resurrected by Breakdance lessons.
killed by Broke neck during Head Spins 102 - the Art of Linoleum Waxing
resurrected by cotical stack got uploaded into a clone.
killed by Too much genetic drift in clone. Wasn't really Alec anymore.
killed by he died
killed by His IP of Life was banned.
resurrected by radiation from his cell phone cause a mysterious change in the genetic sequence of his cells, causing him to no longer be dead. somehow.
killed by Crushed by disappointment
resurrected by The Force is in him
killed by bombarded by passenger pigeons
resurrected by by the grace of flying pigs
killed by his ham was smoked
resurrected by excitement over seeing thousands of star wars fanatics camping out at theaters in crazy outfits
killed by discovered they were waiting at the wrong theater
resurrected by chewie shaking him back to life
killed by Exploding spleen
resurrected by Master Yoda using the Force to save his spleen
killed by Sith Lord distracted Yoda, then threw Alec's spleen at him.
resurrected by Lucas bought the rights to Alec's story for $100 million, money used to peform life-giving operation
killed by the movie bombed so the check bounced
killed by by mutated tomatoes from outerspace
resurrected by NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
killed by Defenestration
resurrected by bounced off the Alec-proof glass that had been installed while he was busy being dead the time before
killed by a crack in the glass
resurrected by He fell into the bossom of a hot 21 yo blonde lady
killed by jiggled to death
resurrected by Being close to a large quantity of mother's milk
killed by pwnage.
resurrected by appeared at the respawn point.
killed by stood in the respawn point too long and got telefragged
resurrected by they got a busy signal when using the telefragging machine, and the resulting feedback cause him to be pulled back to life by the resulting implosion
killed by technical problems with "cause of" list
resurrected by Scab-cakes
killed by left Cornell
resurrected by Paaked is cah on Haavad Sqwah
killed by bow and arrow
resurrected by they crucified him on a burning cross and shouted "DIE PIG, DIE!"
killed by they put him on a large metal pole in a thunderstorm and shoute "die,chicen,die"
resurrected by they put him in a dark hole and starved him to death shouting "starve you pig"
killed by He realized that the last two resurrections would have in fact killed him. So he died.
resurrected by Paris Hilton's Burger Ad. www.spicyparis.com
killed by Mad Cow was so angry he shot him.
resurrected by Korean scientists cloned him.
killed by Kim Pong il got ronery
resurrected by Got his Smack on and was Smacked Alive!
killed by the ROCK smackeddown the people's elbow on his cherry candy ass
resurrected by The audience left, so he got back up again.
killed by curiosity killed the cat
resurrected by satisfaction brought him back
killed by beaten to death with bad clichés
resurrected by Revival by Jerses, the religious K-Mart knockoff savoir, and his father...the creator: Gord.
killed by The Dark Lord Stan, Ruler of all things Wal-Mart, and his main minion Beezlebubba
resurrected by knows theres still good flowing thru him
killed by Gout.
resurrected by Poured a can of Fast Acting Gout Out down his throat and that fixed him right up.
killed by Needed to be silenced by the Washington Post to prevent him from revealing he was, in fact,the real Deep Throat.
resurrected by New York Times paid for resurrection to they would have a source for their story.
killed by Nixon missed him so he had him whacked.
resurrected by Chuck Colson
killed by The conservatives withdrew their support.
resurrected by candidate for sainthood
killed by mauled by maniac preschoolers
resurrected by I'm a pro-life zealot so, either you resurect imediatelly or I'll throw a bomb at your clini ... eh .. house.
killed by twisted pink wabbits backed up by the squeakfish army o.o
resurrected by curious george brought him back to life
killed by Saint Georgios Kurios
resurrected by The Second Coming
killed by The Second Star on the Right just fell on his head.
resurrected by patrick dempsey
killed by low tide in hutagonia
resurrected by chich
killed by shawn and sasha's untimely beatdown
resurrected by The Rhythm of the Beat was in time to his heart and actually gave him CPR.
killed by It was time for him to go, so I took him out!
resurrected by Abe Vigoda fans paid to bring him back to fix AbeVigoda.com, so they could continue to constantly monitor if he was alive or dead.
killed by 404 Error.
resurrected by "I am a human being, not a web page!"
killed by found out he was part of the clone army and Yoda whacked him
resurrected by The Trade Federation paid for cybernetic implants, because they needed a new cyborg.
killed by Overdose of Gummi
resurrected by 3d physics sdk?
killed by Lack of fourth dimension failed to restore spark of life.
resurrected by The realization that he has died and been resurrected so many times he's probably not really dead anyway.
killed by He did not think, therefore he wasn't.
resurrected by Wu-Tang Clan
killed by Swashbuckling internet pirates
resurrected by Mitch "Blood" Green willed it to be so
killed by Jean-Luc "Baldy Man" Picard made it so.
resurrected by Q made it unso
killed by The Mission Space ride at Disney World.
resurrected by had to attended neverland ranch to party the not guilty verdict
killed by Too much binge drinking with Bubbles while at party.
resurrected by Lack of spoon
killed by The Tick, though he did not really mean to.
resurrected by Stewrat Gilligan Griffin
killed by The evil monkey living in his closet stopped pointing and took action!
resurrected by BOOM!!!! Tough actin Tinactin
killed by knocked him offline cause abe vigoda. com is still offline. I NEED TO KNOW THE STATUS OF ABE DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
resurrected by Abe Vigoda's soul inserted into lifeless body, thus reanimating it.
killed by Abe Vigoda wants his soul back, because he isn't done using it.
resurrected by Respawn!
killed by Eaten by the other spawn!
resurrected by Cheezus H. Rice (Costco-Only Mega-Family Size)
killed by Decapitation by passing eagle thinking his hair was a small rodent.
resurrected by Cheerfully gave a lost sole his URL via IM
killed by Pepsi withdrew their ads.
resurrected by Emo music saved him!
killed by Emo's comedy did him in.
resurrected by he had a monkey in his pants
killed by cancer of the funny bone!
resurrected by can of spinach.
resurrected by Condoleeza Rice
killed by Killed for the hidden agenda.
resurrected by Last second reprieve by Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
killed by trampling from galloping herd of turtles
resurrected by GETTING CRUNKED UP IN DIS SHIT WIT DA SPINNAZ, YO!
killed by bone-itis, like that unfrozen 80s guy in futurama had
resurrected by The power of Elvis.
killed by Elvis is dead. Long live the King, Baby!
resurrected by Road trip from hell.
killed by Wrong change for the ferryman, and got stuck on the wrong side of the Styx.
resurrected by Freed by the Grammar Police when last assassin used an unneeded comma.
killed by An extreme punch through the cranium.
resurrected by Sara Conner
killed by An old friend from camp
killed by A small time hacker
killed by An old friend from camp again.
resurrected by Hackneyed plot failed to work. Resurrection was mandatory,
killed by Stabbed with a sharpened comma,
resurrected by periods
resurrected by Astroturf, instead of absorbing the nutrients from his decaying body (because it can't) reanimated his dead tissue by entering through his pores, although, just like astroturf, he isn't really alive.
killed by Getting Punk'd
resurrected by useful guy
killed by lack of doritos.
resurrected by Rapid infusion of guacamole.
killed by All your base are belong to us!
resurrected by Take off every 'zig' !! You know what you doing. Move 'zig'. For great justice.
killed by a brimful of asha on the 45.
resurrected by We get signal.
killed by Somebody set up us the bomb.
resurrected by Video game was reset.
killed by Boot to the head! And another for Jenny and the Wimp!
resurrected by you
killed by THEM! You know, those giant ants!
resurrected by RAID!
killed by RAID card crashed and wiped all data.
resurrected by RAID1 was recoverable
killed by RAID1 didn't save him from rm -rf /
resurrected by off site backup
killed by Off site backup was being transported on Air France flight 358.
resurrected by Switched to Macintosh.
killed by Kernel Panic!
resurrected by Hard reset
killed by you never came out with Physical War
resurrected by nanites
killed by rabid manatees
resurrected by STILL HASN'T COME OUT WITH PHYSICAL WAR!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!
killed by Numa Numa'd to death
resurrected by Moksau'd to life
killed by his cat
resurrected by his dog
killed by Nuclear Armageddon
resurrected by e tears of a thousand orphans
killed by drowned
resurrected by little green mushroom that popped out of a block floating 10 feet off the ground.
killed by hit in the head by a barrel thrown by a giant gorrila
resurrected by mouth to mouth with another giant GORILLA
killed by stoned to death by the spelling police
resurrected by nectar of the fruit from the hive of a spelling bee
killed by died with Abe Vigodas site.
resurrected by Kiss of Life from Abe Vigoda...or was it?
killed by In the immortal words of Socrates: "I drank what?"
resurrected by Indy came back out with the holy grail.
killed by Treated by Dr. Elsa Schneider
resurrected by God
killed by Proved that God does not exist.
resurrected by It was all a dream.
killed by Crushed under the weight of overused, hackneyed plot devices.
resurrected by Gave to the Red Cross www.redcross.org
killed by Whacked for the next resurrection
resurrected by Gave to the MDA www.mdausa.org
killed by Whacked for the next.
resurrected by Gave to the Salvation Army www.salvationarmyusa.org
killed by Killed for the next
killed by Gave to all three: redcross.org mdausa.org salvationarmyusa.org
resurrected by Gave to all three, so he was okay: redcross.org mdausa.org salvationarmyusa.org
killed by tried crushing the Germans with his mind; ended up crushing his own mind and imploding.
resurrected by Insta-Mind Inflation Device by Remco [tm] implanted at birth activated to counteract implosion
killed by 'cause he really needed to be whacked!
resurrected by EMERGENCY MESSAGE FOR ALEC: The Party assembles. Sign on to AIM for details.
killed by an out of control helicopter rotorblade
resurrected by Co-ops fix the rotorblade and save the world
killed by Lost knife fight with Evil Monkeys!
resurrected by On the way to the knife fight, the Evil Monkeys had lost the 'k' so all they had when they got there was a nife. And as we all know, it takes a 'k' to kill.
killed by clembots dinghonked his flair too much.... should have stretched that groin more....
resurrected by mnrvmlrmlvrmlvnmrvnrvrnvmlrvrnvmrnle
killed by Alexander and Catalano, the Heavy Hitters
resurrected by VAAAFLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
killed by Pete Gas, Joey Abs, and Rodney.... And The Mangler... And The Mangler.. And The Raptor.. And The Postman.. And Erik Estrada As The Mangler....
resurrected by The beltbuckle of one Buttcheeks... BOOM!
killed by Enrico Polatzo's rendition of the National Anthem...
resurrected by dryer lint
killed by Someone turned the lint in his belly button into a firestarter.
resurrected by Alec 2: Electric Boogaloo
killed by Shabba-Doo fed him a bit too much Boogaloo Shrimp
resurrected by His Noodly Appendage
killed by Boiled, then seasoned with a little garlic, basil, diced onions and a bit of bammage!
resurrected by really
killed by It wasn't true!
resurrected by Bathed in the River of Rebirth under the shade of the Tree of Life.
killed by Ninja Pirates
resurrected by Clever phrasing and a witty retort.
killed by ISLAAAM
resurrected by He began to his famous whistle which no women can resist
killed by Bludgeoned by a deaf girl.
resurrected by No one dies tonight!
killed by Sunrise
resurrected by Toenails in the custard
killed by The Toenail Clippers...OF DEATH!!!
resurrected by Crazy taco suit teenager runs into cemetary and throws toxic apples onto grave. Apples revive Alec Rivers, who is now a normal *cough* zombie human. Welcome back Alec.
killed by Reports of Alec living have been greatly exagerrated
resurrected by The gossip mongers were actually correct, HE IS ALIVE!!!
killed by Don't believe everything you read on the internet
resurrected by Teh int0rw3b is N3V3R WR0NG!!111 H33z a1iv31111!!
killed by L33t5p34k overdose.
resurrected by *SOMEONE* needs to pay the bills!
killed by No updates to Physical ;x
resurrected by Incessant whining woke the dead.
killed
resurrected by Nothing killed Alec!!! He is alive I tell you, ALIVE!!!
killed by Overexcited Fanboy
resurrected by WIRED magazine
killed by NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell me mentioning Abe Vigoda's status
resurrected by Buddha
killed by vengeful turkeys
resurrected by 50 ccs avian flu vaccine, stat!
killed by eaten by badgers
resurrected by regurgitated
killed by montezuma's revenge
resurrected by the new fall TGIF lineup
killed by well someone has to do it, y'know?
resurrected by Superman's replacement
killed by inability to choose of the Wendy's dollar menu
resurrected by The deliverance of his square burger. It takes flair to be a square.
killed by A fallen Structural I-Beam from the ceiling of Wendy's
resurrected by Medichlorians!
killed by Trying to eat something bigger than his head
resurrected by JONES SODA!
killed by AIDs
resurrected by I saw him at Dennys.
killed by He ate at Denny's
resurrected by THE POWER OF THE RIFT COMPELLED HIM!
killed by An error in the Matrix
resurrected by Ninja unattack!
killed by Trampled by giant razorback hog.
resurrected by Ate a ham sandwich
killed by staring into the sun for three days straight (don't ask how he did it during the night)
resurrected by post micturition convulsion syndrome
killed by Your mom who went to college.
resurrected by Your other mom, who lives in the trailor park
killed by was compressed to form a human diamond.
resurrected by The Great Fred Willard
killed by the Phantom
resurrected by Kato and the Green Hornet
killed by Secretary of defense Donald Rumsfield
resurrected by Former Secretary of State Colin Powel
killed by Fell off a cliff.
resurrected by built in springs deployed
killed by Bounced into the rotor of a low flying helicopter
resurrected by isis
killed by Ra Ra Ra
killed by Roundhouse kick in the face by Chuck Norris
resurrected by Mushrooms. Green ones.
killed by Chuck Norris
resurrected by Chuck Norris giving him mouth to mouth, feeling sorry he killed him
killed by dinosaur flu (precursor of avian flu)
resurrected by Abe Vigoda giving him mouth to mouth resuscitation.
killed by Regis used his portable difibulator.
resurrected by Keith Richards wanted another Zombie friend.
killed by His previously ressurected self. From another dimension. Or something
resurrected by the joys and jubilation of the Christmas Spirit
killed by Vivisection via giant egg slicer
resurrected by Transfusion of Newman's Own Marinara Sauce
killed by eaten by a pack of jawas because his veins were so very, very delicious
resurrected by Supreme realization of the transcendental truths relating to horseradish
killed by extreme obsfucation
resurrected by gingerbread
killed by Internal injuries suffered from laughing too hard at a Tom Hanks movie.
resurrected by By David Campbell (Wants him to finish physics wars)
killed by Crushed by a chunk of American Cheese.
resurrected by Regurgitated by a giant mouse.
killed by falling refridgerator
resurrected by flying freezer
killed by Netsplit
resurrected by Automatic reconnect
killed by Server failure
resurrected by Back up server
killed by Backups weren't updated
resurrected by Decanted clone.
killed by Soma overdose
resurrected by >>><<<>><<>
killed by soma overdose
resurrected by erewolves of London
killed by Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner
resurrected by Van Owen and the rest
killed by Falling turtle.
resurrected by Unfalling turtle. IN A TIME WARP.. Muhahahahahahahahaha. Lama
killed by died to lack of sunlight
resurrected by was resurected by oli, the gay
killed by Abe Vigoda's jealousy
resurrected by Campbell's Chunky Soup (Courtesy of Donovan McNabb's Mom)
resurrected by a lovely fragrance
killed by ate a bowl full of razor blades
resurrected by ARISE CHICKEN ARISE
killed by The Colonel was hungry for Extra Crispy.
resurrected by attach in one mail from heven
killed by heart attack reading on this site he was dead
resurrected by Came out of the Woods
killed by A tree fell on him
resurrected by Re-animated by the wayward wandering soul of West Wing actor John Spencer
killed by A cow fell from the top of the sky and landed on him!!
resurrected by The Institute for Bovine Research and Prevention (BuRP)
killed by Lawnmower
resurrected by Weed eater
killed by hedge clippers
resurrected by More hedge clipper testing in a secret underground lab.
killed by bleeding to death from a million tiny scrapes
resurrected by Vin Diesel. He found a way.
killed by Heroically rescuing his golden retriever from a sinking battleship
resurrected by The Soul Stylings of Barry White
killed by The Soul Stylings of Pat Boone
resurrected by The Ninja Stylings of Pat Morita
killed by Pat Morita's DEAD, y'all.
resurrected by vvghj,cxzvcghj
killed by Mr. Mxyztplk hit him in the head with red kryptonite.
resurrected by didnt see the light at the end of the tunnel
killed by It was time for an Xmas slay.
resurrected by Vishnu
killed by The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man
resurrected by Reinvigorated by the leap second!
killed by fell out of a quantum time leap
resurrected by he got it over a blond girl, wait is that resurection, o well
killed by Death by Bond Girl
resurrected by vishnu gave he one
resurrected by New year, new life
killed by old year, old life
resurrected by A bad case of the "Mondays"
killed by Hit in the head with a red Swingline
resurrected by discover of the 'huppy' dna
killed by Smacked with a stem cell
resurrected by time travel
killed by Mr. Peabody and Sherman put him in a hurt locker for taking the Wayback Machine
resurrected by was usurped
killed by Le Roy est Mort! Long live the King, Baby!
resurrected by leanrt about the religeon of hinduism
killed by Dick Chaney's America
resurrected by Body shipped to Canada, put into universal heath care system
killed by Zaphod Beeblebrox
resurrected by the wonderment of underage drinking in hell
killed by the wonderment of underage drinking at school
resurrected by hair of the dog that bit him
killed by Chuck Norris. Simple as that.
resurrected by Kiss of life from Chuck Norris.
killed by 'ya mum'
resurrected by the infamous mr. giggles
killed by Senselessly mauled to death by a rabid wolverine.
resurrected by Duck Tales. (Life is like a hurricane baby...)
killed by Poisoned by Scorpions
resurrected by 'ya mom'
killed by something unseemly (not very creative)
resurrected by Ra's al Ghul
killed by Batman
resurrected by The Goddess Athena, hearing of Alec's death, deprived Batman of his own Breath of Life, and transfered it to Alec, killing Batman instantly and thus restoring Alec's life.
killed by He tripped over Batman's fresh corpse, breaking his neck.
resurrected by Stem cells and some anti-death creme.
killed by Anti-death overdose sent him into a 'life frenzy' where he headbutted a goat to death. While eating the goat, he choked. Luckly he knew the auto-Heimmlich. A few seconds later, an asteroid fell and obliterated him.
resurrected by My mistake. It hit a statue of him, he is fine.
killed by African Sleeping Sickness
resurrected by African Waking-Back-Up Sickness
killed by Script Prompt
resurrected by Debugging
killed by Fatal Exception
resurrected by We're not exactly certain, but he was found surrounded by posters of John Ritter.
killed by we're not exactaly certian but, 'ya mom'
resurrected by Billy Mays' OXY-CLEAN!
killed by Orange Glo incident
resurrected by orange glow ya mom
killed by aids?
killed by kikikk
resurrected by aids FROM 'ya mom'
killed by intelligent design
resurrected by supreme mathematics
killed by supreme court ruling
resurrected by olmec from legends of the hidden temple said "Hmmmmmmmmmm"
killed by He was a member of the Silver Monkeys
resurrected by he was a member of 'ya mum'
killed by Ate dinner at Outback Stake House. Did not notce spelling.
resurrected by The server reloaded
killed by the Matrix reloaded
resurrected by the One
killed by Killed by Space Jesus
resurrected by Space Lenin
killed by Served the Space Czar
resurrected by Fitret
killed by Rapier Whit
resurrected by Pithy Wit
killed by Killed by Bjorn
killed by Impaled by hotdog
resurrected by Derricks Broken Build
resurrected by Nitrites from hot dog.
killed by Broke the build!
resurrected by Zaphod Beeblebrox gave him the kiss of life
killed by Committed suicide after realizing he had kissed Zaphod Beeblebrox
resurrected by Nanobots rebuilt him after Kryten tapped the jar with a pencil
killed by Bludgeoned by Luan's massive changelist
resurrected by Luan giving him mouth to mouth, for feeling sorry she killed him
killed by unknown
resurrected by that's pretty cool, i've killed him, now I'm bringing him back ... and all from my keyboard - Andrew (Oh Sh*t, now they'll know I did it.)
killed by Tears of pity
resurrected by User error
killed by choked on cat
resurrected by Was relieved at change of situation, any change
killed by Age of aquarius dawned.
resurrected by The Age of aquarius ended.
killed by ds
resurrected by ,liladf
killed by shotgunner
resurrected by the known unkowns, that is the things that we know we don't know, and unknown unknowns, that is to say, the things that we don't know, that we don't know...
killed by I don't know
resurrected by Kiss of life from Jeff Spicoli
killed by did it witchya hands
resurrected by Tom Cruise jumped on a couch and woke Alec from the dead
killed by Tom Crusie kissed him dead on the lips
resurrected by good karma. comes back as a cow. collect $200.
killed by I needed a new wallet and cowboy boots. collected $400 for his hide
resurrected by Tleilaxu axlotl tank
killed by bird flu
resurrected by sweeny broke the build
killed by looked too deeply into billy zane's eyes
resurrected by infusion of hot spicy taco sauce
killed by Extreme Domokun attack
resurrected by Severe awesomeness
killed by not writing BORIS to borisfromru@mail.ru - he was waiting Too long... :) kak u tebya dela? ya jduu otveta!
resurrected by Disgruntled worker in H*ll releases his soul, turns Alec into extra in Silent Hill.
killed by From flaming dog poo
resurrected by Divine Intervention
killed by God is dead. Took Alec with him.
resurrected by Miraculous Divine INtervention
killed by Stabbed in the kneck by a rabbid puddy tat
resurrected by Barry Manilow
killed by No one knows why, but he was found with an endless loop of Mandy playing and there were tears on Barry's picture.
resurrected by Miraculously reconjured from the netherworld
killed by The death star's shield was still up - it was a trap!
resurrected by Knowledge is Power!
killed by The Power of Chr!st compelled him
resurrected by A giant predatory piano
killed by wondering what this'll do
resurrected by this is SO FUN!
killed by i'm a terrorist and terrorists kill and this is so convenient
resurrected by i'm jesus, i can make people alive!
killed by Transnistrian KGB
resurrected by Moldovan Unification Front medic
killed by Sideshow Bob
resurrected by Sideshow Luke Perry
killed by A case of da runs.
resurrected by Kicking dead bodies isn't fun
killed by Kicked to death by the LiveJournal goat
resurrected by Ben said "Get up and walk"
killed by Ben has no special powers, so his taunts could not raise the dead.
resurrected by Divine favor
killed by Devine flavor. God ate him
resurrected by raised as a skeleton
killed by Bad case of osteoporosis brought on by lactose intolerance.
resurrected by Someone decided to drink the milk out of his ashes.
killed by Alec decided to jump on a cat, unfortunetly for him, it was a tiger.
resurrected by blood mage tiger kittens... from canada.
killed by Those dang Canadian's killed him with kindness, eh! So take off, you hoser! Going to get my took and have a beer!
resurrected by True Love. aww...
killed by He actually said "To Blave" which we all know means "to bluff". So what, he owes you money or somthing?
resurrected by July 4th fireworks so loud they woke the dead!
killed by Wired magazine
resurrected by Very need
killed by He just needed to die...so I whacked him with a loose null
resurrected by RoboJesus: half man, half machine, all messiah!
killed by meteor
resurrected by Global Warming woke him from the dead
killed by pushed it past the limit
resurrected by zombie virus
killed by went all the way to the Tower
resurrected by CPR : Canadian Pacific Railway
resurrected by Refused by both God and Satan
killed by Buddha welcomed him home!
resurrected by Some bacteria from a meteorite
killed by Died of SLD (Severe Laziness Disorder)
resurrected by ... He decided that dying would actually violate the "Laziest Princle"
killed by A bow and arrow wielding fat kid
resurrected by His unfullfiled wish to enter Battle Royale 3
killed by A freak accident involving the unprecedented explosion of a sarcasm detector.